If I had known German!

If I had known German...

I would know ..

1. what my university website says!
2. What is the menu at the University Canteen this day!
3. What the newspaper is all about(I didnt see an English newspaper till now)
4. After how many days I start paying fine for keeping a library book with me!

I would get an opportunity to..

5. To speak to a beautiful dame
6. Understand what a fellow next to me is speaking to me in a train
7. Make out whats coming in the TV

The benefits of knowing German are overpowered by the feeling that I have an excuse when I do something that I should not.. 'I didnt know I shouldnt.. the rule was in German'

Haha.. I am much happy as I am ..!!